WAT THE WATIN' WAT!?

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 04/12/2016 at 23:30 • Filed to: theworldwouldnesaferifMustangsweredrivenbySallys

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It’s Stallone.

And his Mustang.

Worlds collided...back in 2010 (seriously, this picture is from 2010).

We should all be dead, right?

Because we already know that Stallone isn’t the danger.

So that means that Mustangs aren’t the danger, either?

I think I understand now.

Dude Bro Mustang drivers ARE the danger.

Fear the dude bros.

CB > boredalways 04/12/2016 at 23:34

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > boredalways 04/13/2016 at 00:00

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It’s called a complete lack of taste. You know when you see someone who spent $10k to make their car ugly... This guy in my union has a chevy truck with a purple paint job sort of like that mess...

Frank Grimes > boredalways 04/13/2016 at 00:23

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dude has some odd taste

they-will-know-my-velocity > boredalways 04/13/2016 at 02:16

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Now what we have heah is a total fuckin’ disaster. Someone threw the entire American Muscle catalog at an S197 and what we see is what stuck.

Lowered, side scoops, Cervini side exhaust, tacky AF wheels, Siq Tribal Graphics, a aftermarket (fiberglass) hood and new front bumper with the foglights moved to the lower grill (shfancy Cervini probably), most likely Cervini 3 piece ducktail spoiler (the bro-est of ducktail spoilers offered), a non-weight supporting semi-roll bar (you will still die in a roll-over) and that timeless red pleather interior, which I am proud to say, is still factory.

Now I do see aftermarket big brake kit as well so if whomever built this thing thought of that then they probably did some engine bolt-ons as well. It might run hard but north of 100 I bet those body pieces make some fun noises. The factory aluminum hood on both of my S197's would lift up to 2-3 inches in a good wind or past 75mph. I can only imagine what the fiberglass hoods do.

I love the S197 but I’ll be damned if this thing is one of the ugliest I’ve ever seen.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > boredalways 04/13/2016 at 08:57

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Buy Mustang. Spend equivalent of purchase price on aftermarket “aesthetic” crap. Reduce value of Mustang by 70%.